I love this kind of silliness. I suspect this is what would go on in our house if Phoenix were ever allowed unsupervised-free-in-the-house-during-the-day privileges. But who knows, maybe he would start earning his keep . . . although I suspect he would spend more time ordering stuff from SitStay.com and CleanRun.com that actually writing any marketable material.
Happy summer solstice! Enjoy the day of the year with the most daylight hours. Starting tomorrow, the days gradually shorten as we head toward autumn. I don't have a problem with that at all - I've had enough of the recent tropical dewpoints and am ready for some weather where you can't wring water right out of the air.